Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
MAN STUFF! More expensive than the original stuff yet still the same stuff but MAN STUFF OMG YOU MUST BUY IT!